“You know those girls everyone loves to shit all over? The ones who really fucking love something? Those girls, man. They take all that energy, all that circulating fire in their veins, and instead of letting it destroy them, they choose to love, ferociously. Be it a band, or a book, or a series of films. They do it to keep themselves sane, and yet we mock them for it. Teenage girls find a buoy for themselves in the sea of emotional ruin, and they hold on tighter than anyone else.”—Segment of “Why I Fucking Love Teenage Girls (A Personal Essay from an Almost Adult)” (via undercovercostumeparty)
I’m totally fucked if I’m ever framed for a murder because all of my social medias have at least one reference for my love of true crime documentaries and fictional shows based on true crime and that time true crime happened in my hometown and I wanted real bad to take some vacation days so I could go there and solve the case.
new ideas to spice up foot ball: the ball is poisoned, fog machines to reduce visibility, drone helicopters to shoot players, house music, trap doors on the field, if you lose the ball you have to pay for a new one
Why is everyone talking about who I should or shouldn’t have gone out with when clearly what we should be focusing on is how I was the brightest motherfucking witch of my age and made a polyjuice potion when I was 13?
NEW noise canceling headphones that are so good at blocking out sound that they even prevent you from listening to your own music, forcing you to bask in the whispers of the forgotten gods until you begin to hear your own brain falling apart as it descends into madness
“If you say you can’t afford a baby, shut off your cable. If you say you can’t afford a baby, stop drinking soda and switch to water. Stop eating out and drinking and smoking. There are people next door willing to help you. You have no excuse.”—
I’m 100% with you if you want to joke about Justin Bieber’s arrest (or just him in general) because he’s an arrogant little shit, but if you have to resort to jokes where the punchline is “he looks like a girl” or “he could get raped in prison”, I want you to think real hard about what that says about your views on women and rape for a minute
“Labeling women as “crazy” is a way of controlling them. It may not be something planned or pre-meditated, but the ease with which men call women “crazy” says a lot about them. Calling a woman “crazy” is a quick and easy shut-down to any discussion. Once the “crazy” card has been pulled out, women are now put on the defensive: the onus is no longer on the man to address her concerns or her issue, it’s on her to justify her behavior, to prove that she is not, in fact, crazy or irrational. Men don’t even have to provide any sort of argument back – it’s a classic catch-22; “the fact that you don’t even see that you’re acting crazy is just proof that it’s crazy.””—On Labeling Women “Crazy” | Paging Dr. NerdLove - Part 2 (via ahlesfemmes)
“Girls are trained to say, ‘I wrote this, but it’s probably really stupid.’ Well, no, you wouldn’t write a novel if you thought it was really stupid. Men are much more comfortable going, ‘I wrote this book because I have a unique perspective that the world needs to hear.’ Girls are taught from the age of seven that if you get a compliment, you don’t go, ‘Thank you’, you go, ‘No, you’re insane.’”—Lena Dunham, in an interview with The Guardian (x)