April 2012
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If a penis went to public school; and Kony 2012...
If a penis went through public school education and could dress and style itself, it would most likely end up resembling Boris Johnson; an unthinking, testosterone-driven, caddish buffoon who, inexplicably, was elected mayor of the Capital. Clumsily offensive and hopelessly prone to scandal, some of Boris’s ‘best bits’ so far include offending the whole of Liverpool in one fail...
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The irony of a blog complaining about oversharing.
When did sharing stop being a good thing and start being absolutely unnecessary and actually quite sinister? I mean, obviously in some ways sharing is still a good thing. No one likes the toddler who doesn’t want to share its toys; it’s always nice to share our opinions and experiences with friends; and sharing wealth by not letting certain members of society pay themselves obscene...
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Is the Hunger Games something to do with the Pasty...
I’m starting this with a confession: I don’t know what the Hunger Games is. For the past few weeks, I’ve been vaguely aware of this film coming out, that everybody already seemed to know about and be excited for, and I’d never flipping heard of it. I pretended, for a while, that I knew what all the fuss was about. And when I say that, I mean I nodded blithely along to...
